Can’t print a picture of these criminals because they would sue us! But the Cassandra Report is from the “Intelligence Group” which is a trend forecasting and marketing consultancy focussed on Gen X, gen Y and ‘tweens.

This document rates the most valuable trends of the coming year, rated by some unknown pool of hipsters.

See how well they called the trends of last year! did we have a year of 3 d movies? Is the new look “Chonga”? Did you have a virtual affair this year? Aggh-